I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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