dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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