For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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