"it" just moved
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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