Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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