we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
