I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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