Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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