shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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