sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
BRING THE BAGELS
Sext me about skeletons
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
