Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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