you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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