He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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