your parents love me but you hate me
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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