She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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