come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
