What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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