yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
