and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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