you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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