You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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