Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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