At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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