She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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