google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize