Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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