quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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