How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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