Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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