...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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