i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
