She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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