Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Walk of Shame today included voting.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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