I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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