I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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