I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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