I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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