Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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