I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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