He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Your tits are I can't wait for
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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