I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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