Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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