omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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