We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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