well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
PANTIES FOUND
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