was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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