whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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