I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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