let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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