She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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