Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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