Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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