she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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