Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He felt like a one man threesome
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
