Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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