all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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