physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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