So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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