He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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